Showing posts with label Funny Things. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Things. Show all posts

16 April 2008

An Open Letter to Readers & Bloggers

Dear Blog-Friends,

Over the last (I think) 3 years, I have enjoyed your company. Better said, because of you, I have had more courage and self-appreciation.

It is with deep regret that I sadly tell you...I am quitting blogging.

My life is very full now - my daughter, husband, brother, school, dogs, cats, house. I just don't have the time to dedicate to this blog.

I thank all of you for your help and support. Please feel free to comment or email me (if you put your email in a comment, I won't post the comment).

Be Well.

Peace

07 March 2008

HA!

crazy, funny pix
More on the online Poker Cats Contest

10 December 2007

Cleanliness is next to...

As for trite sayings...

Setting: A non-work day in which all good Christians are begging forgiveness for sins they have not done. Our home; food cooking; MIL arrives 50 minutes early.
MIL: Oh, I hope Sonny didn't cook! He is so busy working all week!
Me: No, I cooked. *jokingly* Afterall, I just sit around all week and eat bonbons...
MIL: Sonny should be sitting and resting. He could easily get the dia-beat-us again!
Sonny: Ligeia offered to cook.
MIL: Oh, do you want me to clean the kitchen floor for you? They say 'Cleanliness is next to Godliness'.
Me: Then everyone who lives in this house is going to Hell.

Peace.


p.s. Lunacy is next to Paranoia - just because I can't remember the facts about one of my ex-family member's mental states, I'm (again) the Devil-Incarnate. Gave me a good laugh!

17 November 2007

Funny!

Be put in a cauldron of lead and usurer's grease, amongst a whole million of cutpurses, and there boil like a gammon of bacon that will never be enough.
-Taken from: The Two Noble Kinsmen

14 November 2007

Informal poll

How would you feel if I told you I was going to return to school in January?
Oh, and have my new degree in less than 2 years?
Oh, and finally realize one of my lifelong dreams?

Peace

10 October 2007

A Song in my...

I'm not sure if it is in my head, my heart...or maybe it is just indigestion?

For the last several days - about 6 - I have felt the Julie Andrews urge (you know, run through a field and sing) - problem is, I can't hear the tune and I don't know if it has words - I can only feel it. Literally.

There are many questions I have:

  • Are there words?
  • Why can't I hear the music? Am I not suppose to?
  • How do I express it?
  • Should I have butter or cream cheese on my bagel?
Any words of wisdom would be SO MUCH appreciated!

Peace

03 September 2007

HA!

You starvelling, you eel-skin, you dried neat's-tongue, you bull's-pizzle, you stock-fish--O for breath to utter what is like thee!-you tailor's-yard, you sheath, you bow-case, you vile standing tuck!
-Taken from: Henry IV, part I

24 August 2007

Sometimes, ya just gotta laugh

I will admit to taking pleasure at other peoples' stupidity, sometimes. No, I'm not a hypocrite - there is still tolerance involved. I take pleasure because I can see myself - and even people I admire - as doing something similar. As well, should I do something stupid and people take pleasure, well, I'm glad I could help.

On with the show...

I read this today:

"I have never have been worried about the IRS," he said. "They don't scare me. I don't give a rip about the IRS. I don't believe in the separation of church and state and I believe the IRS should stay out of church business."

It is from this article.

I don't think anyone from any part of life should call for the demise of anyone just because their Supreme Being told them to wish it - this goes for Pagans, too! Although, I would not mind the demise of the IRS organization, but that is another story.

What interested me most was his contradiction of himself - if he doesn't believe in the separation of church and state (government), then how can he demand a government agency stay out of his church (business)?

Well, maybe it is just me?

I think I will start that POOF Church - Proud Of Our Faith. Any joiners?

Peace

16 June 2007

A Little Risque' Humour

Draw thy tool. My naked weapon is out.

teehee

Peace

03 May 2007

Don't forget me while I'm gone

Because of new job, I have to go out of town for some training.
While I'm away, enjoy these inspirational thoughts.

You might be a Red-Neck Pagan

If you call the Quarters by invoking "Billy, Joe, Jim and Bob"....

If your favorite robe has the logo of a manufacturer of major farm equipment on the back....

If you call the Gods by hollerin' "Hey y'all, watch me!"....

If you've ever harvested ritual herbs with a weed-wacker....

If you've ever blessed chewing tobacco ....


Lightbulb Jokes

How many Gardnerian witches does it take to change a light bulb?

It's a third degree secret.
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How many Pagans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six. One to change it, and five to sit around complaining that lightbulbs never burned out before those damned Christians came along.
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How many Discordians does it take to change a lightbulb?"

Blue fish Tuesday


Peace